Muni:retarded beyond retardation
Rather than purchasing a ticket to ride the single fare stinking muni, one must feed quarters and only quarters to the ticket gate. Every stupid time. And, sometimes at night, some gates don’t accept quarters at all and the slots close up. Â This forces you to walk for 5 minutes, hoping your train is late […]
Smelly old dudes
A pet peeve of mine. Alas, as I sit on the 12:30 am flight to San Jose, CR (sjo not sjc,) the two gents to my left have clearly had hamburgers for dinner. Perhaps Burger king. Certainly with ketchup. And I have to deal with whatever morning breath this turns into too. O, woe.
On angry yo-yo swarms
My first real boss said that one of my strengths is that, in the face of angry weirdoes and rampant chaos, I possess the rare ability to do NOTHING. Whereas most will fight back or break down, resulting in their ultimate ruin, I step to the side and let the crazy parade waltz on by. […]