Okay!
\nApparently it is a very stupid idea to sit in a park on a warm night and talk to friends. And participate in activities which require not moving for two minutes.<\/p>\n
Clearly, I am single handedly feeding the mosquito population of Tokyo. At this rate, I expect to be devoured alive by the end of the month.
\nI’m pretty sure that if any one person has malaria on this island, I do now!<\/p>\n
The stats (just from tonight’s crop of 11):
\nLeft leg: 2
\nleft hand: 2
\nRight hand: 5 (!)
\nNeck:2<\/p>\n
Someone at work said that this is because I’m blood type O.
\nCan I get, like, all my blood transfused, please? Maybe AB. I always liked the sound of AB. That’s the opposite, right?<\/p>\n
I just marinated in a very hot tub of water in hopes of reducing itching. Thinking cool, happy thoughts. Cool, non scratchy thoughts. <\/p>\n
*itch*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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