{"id":142,"date":"2009-07-24T19:29:18","date_gmt":"2009-07-24T10:29:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/?p=142"},"modified":"2009-07-24T19:29:18","modified_gmt":"2009-07-24T10:29:18","slug":"friday-night-at-the-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/?p=142","title":{"rendered":"Friday night at the office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a party I tell ya.<\/p>\n<p>Par-tay.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes, when dealing with selfish sucks-at-life-ers, I wonder what it would be like to be such a person. \u00c2\u00a0To be completely clueless and awkward and destructive? \u00c2\u00a0Like a wrecking ball walking through the catacombs or something. \u00c2\u00a0What would it be like, you know? \u00c2\u00a0What goes through the mind of a jerk? \u00c2\u00a0(Slightly less than nothing, is the likely answer).<\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-144\" title=\"Picture 88\" src=\"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/Picture-88-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Picture 88\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/Picture-88-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/Picture-88.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow I get to watch fireworks. \u00c2\u00a0^__^ \u00c2\u00a0That&#8217;ll be nice.<\/p>\n<p>Glowy lights, friends, and food always make things better.<\/p>\n<p>Things like sitting at work on a Friday night, writing a blog post.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose I could&#8230;work. \u00c2\u00a0Alas, \u00c2\u00a0the mind has wandered far, far away&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So far away, I signed on to Facebook and updated my profile picture.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-143\" title=\"baroooo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/Picture-89-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"baroooo\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/Picture-89-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/Picture-89.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dire times, my friends. DIRE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a party I tell ya. Par-tay. Sometimes, when dealing with selfish sucks-at-life-ers, I wonder what it would be like to be such a person. \u00c2\u00a0To be completely clueless and awkward and destructive? \u00c2\u00a0Like a wrecking ball walking through the catacombs or something. \u00c2\u00a0What would it be like, you know? \u00c2\u00a0What goes through the mind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9WqcV-2i","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":145,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions\/145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}