{"id":183,"date":"2009-09-13T19:40:46","date_gmt":"2009-09-13T10:40:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/?p=183"},"modified":"2009-09-13T19:45:50","modified_gmt":"2009-09-13T10:45:50","slug":"the-diet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/?p=183","title":{"rendered":"The Diet"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s not what you think. As if I’d go on a diet with only a month to go here? Hah. Bring on the fried chicken\/pork\/shrimp\/veggies. Yum.<\/p>\n

No no, this diet is one I learned about at dinner with some coworkers yesterday. This is the “misery loves company” diet. Best described as…hm…”make everyone around me fatter so I look skinnier.” With this diet in mind, the kara-age (fried chicken) and deliciously stewed pork were ordered as diet foods.<\/p>\n

I mentioned this not-so-self-depriving diet to some friends at another dinner.
\nOne of them mentioned “Oh that’s totally Christine’s style of dieting.”<\/p>\n

Indeed, I logged on to Google Reader today, and what do I see?<\/p>\n

\"not-so-diet\"<\/p>\n

(There were more, but this was the most I could get to fit on the screen at one time. )<\/p>\n

I feel strangely compelled to go eat something unhealthy. \u00c2\u00a0Something like … bacon caramel linguine ice cream. Hm…what to do for dinner…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s not what you think. As if I’d go on a diet with only a month to go here? Hah. Bring on the fried chicken\/pork\/shrimp\/veggies. Yum. No no, this diet is one I learned about at dinner with some coworkers yesterday. This is the “misery loves company” diet. Best described as…hm…”make everyone around me fatter […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9WqcV-2X","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=183"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":191,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions\/191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}