{"id":227,"date":"2009-11-20T00:17:10","date_gmt":"2009-11-20T08:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/?p=227"},"modified":"2009-11-20T00:17:10","modified_gmt":"2009-11-20T08:17:10","slug":"smelly-old-dudes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/?p=227","title":{"rendered":"Smelly old dudes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A pet peeve of mine.<br \/>\nAlas, as I sit on the 12:30 am flight to San Jose, CR (sjo not sjc,) the two gents to my left have clearly had hamburgers for dinner.  <\/p>\n<p>Perhaps Burger king.<br \/>\nCertainly with ketchup.<\/p>\n<p>And I have to deal with whatever morning breath this turns into too. <\/p>\n<p>O, woe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A pet peeve of mine. Alas, as I sit on the 12:30 am flight to San Jose, CR (sjo not sjc,) the two gents to my left have clearly had hamburgers for dinner. Perhaps Burger king. Certainly with ketchup. And I have to deal with whatever morning breath this turns into too. O, woe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9WqcV-3F","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}