{"id":268,"date":"2010-04-03T15:36:35","date_gmt":"2010-04-03T22:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/?p=268"},"modified":"2010-04-03T15:36:35","modified_gmt":"2010-04-03T22:36:35","slug":"scritch-scritch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/?p=268","title":{"rendered":"Scritch scritch"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I went foraging this fine spring Saturday (in my garage) and hit a motherlode of kitchen stuff. Since getting back, I’ve been longing to see my microplane grater again. I distinctly remember NOT having given that fine fellow away, and yet it’s taken nearly half a year for me to unearth it. <\/p>\n

And along with it, some teas, spatulae, forks, spoons, measuring cups….
\nThey were, most logically, piled in a Banana Republic paper bag, in a box with a plastic boomerang, motorcycle books, and stuffed animals. Of course. <\/p>\n

Alas, some of these utensils I’d replaced and given up for lost. Knowing me…redundancy is probably safer anyhow. <\/p>\n

But on to more pressing matters. I have a lemon, and now I have an awesome zester again! What to do, what to do…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I went foraging this fine spring Saturday (in my garage) and hit a motherlode of kitchen stuff. Since getting back, I’ve been longing to see my microplane grater again. I distinctly remember NOT having given that fine fellow away, and yet it’s taken nearly half a year for me to unearth it. And along with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9WqcV-4k","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}