{"id":269,"date":"2010-04-05T21:39:37","date_gmt":"2010-04-06T04:39:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/?p=269"},"modified":"2010-04-05T21:39:37","modified_gmt":"2010-04-06T04:39:37","slug":"eoc-5-%e2%86%92-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.audreyy.com\/?p=269","title":{"rendered":"EOC: 5 \u00e2\u2020\u2019 3"},"content":{"rendered":"

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There is a problem I have, and that problem involves Evasive Objects.<\/p>\n

Hence, for the past hmmm…many years, I have a list of objects whose precise location eludes me.<\/p>\n

I’m proud to say, that this week, after a concerted effort, the Evasive Object Count has been reduced to three, from five. \u00c2\u00a0I already mentioned my microplane grater.<\/p>\n

In addition to that, a spare set of keys has been discovered in the remote reaches of a backpack pocket.<\/p>\n

(Along with some sunblock, but that’s not important enough to be added to the count).<\/p>\n

This does leave 3 items still missing in action (or inaction, as is more likely). \u00c2\u00a0One particularly sneaky fellow has been MIA for a couple years. \u00c2\u00a0The other, hm…about 6 months. \u00c2\u00a0But it definitely came back with me from Japan! Whether it’s in my apartment, or at my parent’s house in LA though…who knows. \u00c2\u00a0The third, one week. \u00c2\u00a0I hope it comes back soon.<\/p>\n

Here’s to hoping that count goes down before it goes back up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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